Thursday, March 06, 2008

The V@gina Monologue

The following is a transcript of the conversation I recently had with a friend.

"So, what have you been up to lately?"

"Did I tell you I started physical therapy?"

"Oh no! For what?"

"My vagina."

"Sorry I asked."

29 Comments:

Amber said...

For those not in the know, evidently there is physical therapy for those whose va-ja-jay has suffered from childbirth. Namely, if you happen to pee every time you cough or sneeze. Who knew there was kegel therapy? ;-)

Lauren said...

Yipe!


Well, seriously though...I hope the physical therapy helps because peeing whenever you cough or sneeze has to be a total drag!

Awesome Mom said...

I tagged you!

Cherrye said...

Yikes!

Ha ha ha...Thanks for that. I'll be laughing all day.

Ana said...

LOl at the title. But you were joking. If it works, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. I had that problem when I was preggo because the little guy sat so low.

Jungle Mama said...

LOL! I'd beleive it's out there though. So long as the poor doc isn't having to give the girl an o with the fingers like they did in the old days. Sheesh! Thank God they came up with a vibrator for that one.

Tonya said...

Oh my, can you say TMI?

Frumpy Luv said...

I would hate to think what the therapy entailed .......

Snappy said...

AAHHAHAHAHA!! I love it!

Guinevere Meadow said...

That's WAY too much information. Yikes.

diana said...

i really have nothing to say to that (because i'm kinda speechless). i just wanted to read the comments from others.

btw... i think the term va-jay-jay is more pleasing to the ear and makes it a more acceptable subject than the word vagina. just my two cents :]

Cheryl said...

Ha! I love it. Man, what would we do without those kegal exercises?

Lisa said...

She must be a good friend!

Amber said...

Believe me, I laughed out loud because everyone I know calls it a va-jay-jay. But she is a really funny gal who is all about the shock factor. :-)

Amber said...

My friend in question just read my blog. She did not leave a comment so as not to incriminate herself but she is pleased to report she should be able to sneeze without wetting herself by July.

Amber said...

P.S. Now, THAT is progress....

Nadine said...

I didn't know you can do P.T. for that. I wonder what the exercises are? Never mind...some things are best left alone.

Thanks for sharing, it made me laugh.

No Cool Story said...

ITA with nadine.

Glad your friend is progressing with her therapy :D

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

amber,
you are a riot!

and i have no problem saying vagina! vagina!! penis, too!! hehehehe.

crazy silly girl,
kathleen :)

nikko said...

Physical therapy? Is her insurance paying for that? ;o)

PJ said...

I have now OFFICIALLY heard it all;D

Lisa said...

Therapy for a hoo-hoo? I had no idea.

Why do I get the feeling that physical therapy for the lady parts could either be very fun or very no fun? heehee.

hyperactivelu said...

Ha! Didn't know it existed! Ha!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'm practicing my pucker right now even as I type.

I may not have accomplished many things in my life but I am a Champion Kegel-er. After popping out six kids, it was a necessity. I couldn't keep up with washing all the pee puddle panties.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Vaginal Aromatherapy is a much less popular Hoo-Hoo trend.

katie said...

ummm, wha?!

interesting.

share more, please.

Melissa said...

Now... um... yeah. How do you continue a conversation after something like that?
I had a friend who was always giving too much info... never knew quite what to say... :)

Michelle said...

Wow, I hope she was a really close friend. What does one say to something like that? :)

Damselfly said...

Hey, maybe that's what mine needs!