Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Mirror, Mirror: What Is The Greatest Winter Olympic Sport Of All?

We all have our favorite events at the Winter Olympics. Some love the Ski Jump, the original extreme winter sport that was introduced at the first Winter Olympic Games in Chamonix in 1924. Others love the team aspect so Hockey rules supreme. And let's face it: whose heart doesn't skip a beat when someone lands a triple axel. I'm talking Figure Skating, of course, not Hockey.

Though think of how much more exponentially impressive that would be.

As an ardent promoter of the ski industry, my favorite Olympic event may surprise you: Curling.

You see, I owe my very life to this great sport. My parents MET whilst on a curling team in Calgary. I don't know what the initial connection was. Maybe she liked the way he threw that big ol' heavy rock. And I'm sure he was enthralled with her sweeping technique. I mean, what man wouldn't? It was, after all, the '60s.

For this reason, I felt it requisite to participate in the curling exhibition during the 2002 Salt Lake City Games. My best friend Stacey was in town from Canada with her sister, Heather. We decided to hit the Olympic Strip, which hosted oodles of entertaining booths and Olympic activities.

The Coca-Cola tent was the highlight of The Strip. Not only could you barrel down a miniature luge run but there were several interactive Olympic sports, including curling.

Remember? The Greatest Of All Winter Olympic Events.

As we waited for our turn, I tried to remain humble. Not only did I have inbred curling roots but I also participated in a semester-long class in high school.

If that didn't qualify me for Olympic greatness, I didn't know what would.

I was the first to throw my rocks down the ice towards the house. I made some quality shots and was immediately sent to stand on the gold-medal position of the podium to await the rest of the competitors. I fully expected to stay there.

Until Stacey went. In just a few shots, she knocked me down to silver. And then came Heather. In a seamless throw down the ice, she humbled both Stacey and me, claiming the gold medal. Suddenly I, the person with curling in my blood, was only bronze-worthy.

It got even uglier when a 7-year-old boy knocked me out of contention altogether. Me. The very offspring of curling itself.

In the end, he never actually claimed his medal; something about being knocked out by a curling rock.

Hey, what can I say? Tonya Harding isn't the only one with a few tricks up her sleeve....

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Thank you thank you thank you for all the wonderful support I have received for my bid to blog at the Olympics in the Microsoft Office Winter Olympics Contest. You may vote daily here until Nov. 29 and believe me, I need all the help I can get.

Special thanks to powerhouse bloggers Design Mom and Loralee for their generous mentions, and also the Denver Westword for running a Q&A.

Happy Thanksgiving!

10 Comments:

Lauren in GA said...

Because of you I am going to now like curling. Before reading this post watching it made me nervous...I always want someone to whack that rock...like in hockey...I'm not sure why.

You make me laugh.

calibosmom said...

I really hope you win and curling ROCKS!!!

Noelle said...

Haha .. 'The very offspring of curling itself'. You have such a way with words. I love all the skiing events, especially the free style aerial events.

Amber said...

Yeah, I guess hockey and skiing aren't so bad either. :-)

Andrea said...

I'm ashamed to admit I've never been curling. Not sure why when it seems to be the thing to do here. I've never had the chance. I must have gone to the wrong school.
I love Stacey and Heather. And glad they were the ones to win if you couldn't.

Amber said...

Yeah, those ladies definitely rocked the ice.

No pun intended. :-)

serf 'rett said...

Curling?
Does that have something to do with your hair? Wife and daughters use rollers, blow dryers, brushes and irons, I can't remember any rocks. I sure hope rocks don't cost as much as a Chi!

Oz said...

My second cousins went to the Olympics in curling! Alas, my parents chose to raise me in Colorado and not in curling-heavy MN, so I, too, missed my chance at greatness.

Amber said...

Ahhhh, what could have been Oz.

And yes, Serf: Curling. You sound shocked. Shouldn't you always expect the unexpected from me? :-)

Tonya said...

Okay, so this year I'm going to set the DVR for 2am and record the curling so I can see what the fuss is about.

I'm so glad your mom and dad met too because of awesome you.