Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The tale of the incompetant housewife

A few months back, I begged, pleaded and practically prostituted myself with Mom Central to be part of their Frigidaire campaign. Select moms would receive various appliances to review and I was thrilled to be named a part of Team Dishwasher.

My new dishwasher arrived the day before I left for the Olympics and I knew it would be put to the extreme test: my husband (who loathes doing the dishes) would be left in charge of doing that which he hates most in the world.

He survived...thrived, even. I was delighted to come home to a sink NOT full of dirty dishes.

I took over dish duty and put it to the test. I LOVED the open layout of the dishwasher and that it uses 41 % less energy and 40 % less water than was used just 10 years ago.

Because, believe it or not, I was doing dishes way back then.

But in the middle of my euphoria, it stopped cleaning the tough dishes. I hemmed and hawed and finally contacted Mom Central.

"Send us a photograph or your fully-loaded dishwasher," they advised. I did so and they forwarded it to Frigidaire's product team to assess the issue.

Turns out, the issue was me.

This should not be a shock to any of you.

From loading the dishes in the wrong direction to inadvertently blocking key spray areas, it was revealed that I do not know how to load a dishwasher.

After following the team's instructions, my dishwasher is fully functional and glorious again. For any future problems, I now know the root of the problem:

"User Error."

So, let's hear it. Whether it's TVs, computers or new appliances, have you ever messed up and tried to blame someone else?

Disclaimer: I wrote this review while participating in a Test Drive Campaign by Mom Central on behalf of Frigidaire and received a Frigidaire Dishwasher to facilitate my review.

24 Comments:

Carol said...

Funny you should bring this up but I remember when I moved into a new apartment and I had problems with bubbles overflowing from it.

Turns out, I wasn't using dishwasher soap, but dish soap for the sink. Whoops!

Glad you got your Frigidaire situation figured out. I have one and LOVE it.

Andrea said...

I load like you. Apparently they should teach dishwasher loading at school.
Thanks for the tips.

Amber said...

LOL--good to know I'm not alone!

Anonymous said...

This is too classic. Don't ask me about my food processor. After complaining about its chopping capabilities for a year, I realized I had it on the shredder.

Anonymous said...

Oh, that was Candace. In case you couldn't guess. :)

Coordination Queen said...

I was right! I knew there was a right and wrong way to load a dishwasher... now to get everyone else to conform... :)

Head Nurse or Patient- you be the judge said...

This wasn't me- but a client.
I used to work at a computer store and one of our clients was located a three hour drive away. She called my boss- livid- bad mouthed him, the product, the company- you name it. Well- we checked the computers before we sent them so my boss got in his car and drove out to the customer.



She had not plugged it in.

Patti M said...

Why don't the dumb machine's come with a tutorial? Seems I load mine wrong too. ;

Patti M said...

At least it gets loaded!

Media Mum said...

No, Amber. I have never messed anything up and it's always someone else's fault. Usually my husband's. :)

Amber said...

Love the computer plug story!

And Jo--nice to know it is your hubby who is always wrong. :-)

Freckle Face Girl said...

That is funny! I had a co-worker who decided to read the manual and told us all how much better her dishwasher started working. Ever since then, I decided to read it....one day. :)

Nicole said...

Um, I'm not sure if this counts but it's the first that comes to mind.

Last week there was a new release at Redbox that I'd be dying to see. So I get the movie rented, get the kids in bed, the hubby and I are in our pj's and it's time to watch said movie.

It being a new release and I being likely the first person ever to rent it it was pretty stiff in the DVD case so trying to get it out I actually snap the DVD in two!

Last time I tried to call Redbox customer service I was on hold for 3 hours and still never talked to a real person. (That is NOT an exaggeration!)

SOOOO I simply returned the broken movie the following day and re-rented the movie from a different Redbox. (Didn't want to run the risk of being re-vended my broken disk.) Now somebody else can take the blame for breaking the DVD in half.

I'm typically so freakishly honest that it bothered me for a few days that I'd done something so blatantly dishonest. But it's been a week now and I no longer lose sleep over it.

Laura Moffitt said...

I do this all the time but mainly I have PICNIC's (Problem in Chair, not in Computer). I am not the most computer savy but I usually find that I don't know how these things are suppose to work.

Lisa said...

I have found that any non functioning appliances start working again after a "rest" I am not even kidding this has worked on a dishwasher and a TV. The dishwasher rested for 6 weeks!!! - we did everything by hand -- and then magically started working again and has been for the last 14 months. The TV with the supposed bad digital board had a 4 month rest in the garage - and has been working since Super Bowl Sunday when my husband dragged it out because he refused to watch the game on a small TV with no HD.

Amber said...

Nicole--that wait for Red Box is absolutely RIDICULOUS.

PICNICS--love it.

And letting the appliances "rest." Why didn't I think of that? :-)

Yvonne said...

I think I'm having a Senior moment--I can't think of anything. Of course, that is probably really because I've always found someone else to blame ; )

I'm one of those people who basically washes the dishes before I load them in the dishwasher. I know CALL ME CRAZY.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

That so totally would have been me!!! lol

Lauren in GA said...

I totally feel accomplished to have even loaded my dishwasher...

I have, "User Error" issues while mopping the floor...perhaps because I ignore the filthy floor until I am afraid Child Protective Services will take my kids... If you don't pick up a mop does that count as a, "User Error"?.

Amanda D said...

I'm seriously wondering if my problem with our new-ish dishwasher is that I don't know how to load it. I'll have to look in my manual and see if there is a picture of the right way to load it.

That one girl said...

Crap, I didn't even THINK about the big stuff like cutting boards blocking the spray.

I went from a ROCKIN' dishwasher to the crappiest one I've EVER used. I'm pretty sure dishes come out dirtier than when I put them in. After being gone for a few days and hubby doing all the dishes he says, " I think getting a good dishwasher for our future house is very important." I agree baby, I agree.

Melissa said...

Wow. All this time I've been loading my dishwasher SO wrong and didn't even know it. I can't wait to try out dishes with this new information!!!!

Amber said...

Seriously! I should have known with a good dishwasher like Frigidaire that it was User Error. Glad to hear I'm not alone. :-)

Fabiola said...

Of course, I blame others when I mess up something. Don't forget, I am a system analyst and the users all blame me (or the system I design) for their mistakes. So, when it is my turn, I will blame someone else ; )