Pumpkin se*x.
Yep, folks it's pollination time. Jamie forced me to plan our summer travels around this two-week period.
Not familiar with how a pumpkin is pollinated?
Well, when a boy flower loves a girl flower....
I only wish I was joking.
When it's time to give our kids the "Birds and the bees" talk, we'll talk about pumpkin loooove.
From here on out, the growing season actually gets fun and pretty soon the pumpkin will start packing on 30 lbs per day. Tune into Jamie's blog Denver Pumpkins for the updates. I will periodically post about it here as well.
Because what's the point of being married to a man obsessed with growing The Great Pumpkin if you can't mock him about it.
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Jamie is just plain crazy!
But you already knew that!
Your husband buys umpteen houses at a time. Mine grows pumpkins. We all get it somewhere. :-)
What kind of a blog is this?
Sickos.
...heh, heh, heh...
Haha, When I got the "birds and the bees" talk it was all about pumpkins too. Strange.
We have now reached the point of no return. LOL :)
Yep, he's started taping his pumpkins (meaning measuring) so we're on the path!
Good thing you like pumpkin foods...pie, pancakes, etc. At least you'll have something to look forward to when this is all done.
Men and their pumpkins. Geesh! lol
Oh thanks for making me laugh today Amber. I just luv ya!
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