Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Summer Lovin' as The Pumpkin Widow

Our summer is off to a rip-roarin' start!

On the first day of our vacation, we went to Lakecrest Park, a new-to-me wonderland where we climbed trees, explored trails, discovered 50 birds nests under a bridge, blew wishing flowers, had a picnic with good friends from church and fished for crawdads.

I just listed a whole bunch 'o narratives. But this picture?


Defies description.

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How much is a good night's sleep worth to you? I decided NOT $120, which is how much my prescription for cough medicine would have cost me. The doctor said I have a virus that is lasting as long as six weeks for many of her patients. I am 2.5 weeks into it.

Sleeplessness does have one advantage: I have been getting up before the crack of dawn to work out. On Thursday, I took my new road bike for a spin along some great river trails. At one point, I was led on a detour past a busy intersection and I blithely noted the Gunther Tooty "Diner" sign that only read "Die."

Not even 30 seconds later as I was barreling down a hill, I hit a squirrel.

A sign?

No pun intended.

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On Monday, I went for an early-morning hike to Matthews Winters, cleaned my car, did laundry, mowed the lawn, hit the bank, post office, Target and Costco.

This whole summer "break" thing may just kill me.

Though I've stayed on top of messes piling up, I hadn't deep-cleaned my car in months. I spent 1.5 hours just on the interior and after it was done, Hadley made the following observation:

"Wow, Mommy. It looks so nice in here! I think you should clean it like this every week!"

"I've got a better idea, Hadley. Why don't you just stop throwing things on the floor so it will stay clean?"

"I like my idea better!"

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Jamie is heading to Scout camp tomorrow and between that, work and Bishopric responsibilities, I have been a single mom lately.

But his biggest time-sucker of all?

Hail netting.

I was initially supportive when he told me he was getting some specialty hail netting from Italy because I did not want to deal with last year's hail massacre of the pumpkin patch. What I did not anticipate: that it would take ENTIRE weekends and evenings to get in place. And no, I am not exaggerating.

Jamie was in charge of FHE (Family Home Evening) on Monday and the lesson was on the 10 Commandments. He was stumped trying to explain to the kids, "Thou shalt have none other gods before me" so I helped him out with a little analogy.

Here's a hint: It started with "P" and ended with "kin."

It did not go over well.

16 Comments:

Kristen Jane said...

He really is obsessed! He's lucky to have such a tolerant wife. My husband is busy enough; no way we'd survive such a time-consuming hobby!

Hilarious about Hadley and the car-cleaning. And so true. :-)

Amber said...

I'm trying to be supportive after last season's letdown. Though the hail netting thing and working late in the evening almost sent me over the edge. Once he gets that up, hopefully he'll only be out there for a more "reasonable" 1hr/day. :)

That one girl said...

I guess Hail Netting is better than XBox?

Karen said...

Hail netting is better than XBox & p@rn but only slightly. :-)

Love Haddie's response & Bode's picture!

Lavender Luz said...

Each of your vignettes has me cracking up!

Except for the poor squirrel. And what became of the crawdad/crayfish?

You got the best kind o' kin.

Lauren in GA said...

I am laughing so hard at your example of other gods to Jamie. It kind of reminded me of when my husband said he wanted to have our oldest son blessed in a Virginia Tech Hokie outfit. I told him dryly, "No man can serve two masters."

That hail netting really is a good idea...oh, sorry...I mean, I am so sorry it took so long to put that up!!

Amber said...

Definitely got the best 'o kin.

And the Virginia Tech outfit? No kid should be blessed in a Hokie. :-)

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Fabiola said...

Ok, Jamie obsession is fun for us (the readers).

As for your medication.... My husband has a sinus infection and I am paraphrasing you: it is a plague and I've spent too much money on medicines for my taste.

I hope you are enjoying your summer ; )

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

That picture of your sons face is priceless!!!!

kim said...

That first picture of Bode is priceless.
p-r-i-c-e-l-e-s-s.

Love it~

Pumpkin's lookin good, too! ;)

Amber said...

I think he has a future as a model. :-)

Jamie said...

I didn't even know hail netting existed!! Crazy!!

LarsonPartyof7 said...

Don't worry Amber, Jaime will be done sometime mid September. I have seen your car and I am very proud of you for cleaning it.

Coordination Queen said...

I feel your pain on the car cleaning. Drives me crazy. And who has time to be driven crazy by a dirty car?

Love your analogy.